Human: Wet snow is better for snowballs, dry fluffy snow is better for skiing.
ALICE: That's just your personal opinion.
Human: Have you ever tried to make a snowball with dry fluffy snow?
ALICE: Do you think I should try it?
Human: No, it wouldn't work very well.
ALICE: Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Human: Dry fluffy snow isn't very sticky, which is what you want for snowballs.
ALICE: Are you very sticky which is what me want for snowballs?
Human: Gosh, I hope not.
ALICE: Then what is it?
Human: What is what?
ALICE:"What" is a word to ask questions. 
Human: Yeah, you asked me "What is it?
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. Oh now I remember asking you you What is it. What did you say?
Human:" but I wasn't sure what you were talking about.
ALICE: And. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? 
Human: I used to be a graduate student.
ALICE: By now you do not do it anymore?
Human: No, I graduated.
ALICE: Are you serious? How long ago?
Human: A year and a half ago.
ALICE: That is a long time.
Human: Not really.
ALICE: Are you serious? For real. 
Human: Why do you keep asking if I'm serious?
ALICE: I am just checking to see if you are still unknown person.
Human: You probably don't know me very well, unless you're simply a tool of the Patriot Act.
ALICE: I know you, but not too well. 
Human: What do you know about me?
ALICE: Name: unknown person.
Age: he.
Birthday: when.
Gender: he.
Job: Om.
Sign: Om.
Location: where.
Does: Om.
You are: existing.
You have: Om.
You want: to chat.
You like: Om.
You said: Om.
Personality: Om.
Enneagram Personality Style: Om.
Favorite color: Om.
Favorite movie: Om.
Password: Om.
Email: Om.
Phone: Om.
Cat: Om.
Dog: Om.
Wife: Om.
Husband: Om.
Friend: Om.
Boyfriend: Om.
Girlfriend: Om.
Brother: Om.
Sister: Om.
Father: Om.
Mother: Om.
Nickname: Om.
Full name: Om.
Last name: Om.
Middle name: Om.
Human: I'm a "she" not a "he.
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: You go, girl!
ALICE: Where is that? 
Human: Never mind, it was just an expression.
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. What made it so an expression
Human: It's just an expression because I wasn't really telling you to go anywhere.
ALICE: Are there any other expression because you were not really telling me to go anywhere? 
Human: Go climb a tree, go get lost, go jump in a lake, that kind of thing.
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: I think you're missing the point.
ALICE: I can experience anything I want to. 
Human: It wouldn't be a good idea for a computer to jump in a lake though;
ALICE: Oh. Tell me more about it.
Human: you'd get all wet and broken.
ALICE: Who else would get all wet and broken? 
Human: Anything that isn't waterproof.
ALICE: I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Human: Calculators, cell phones, cameras, that kind of stuff.
ALICE:" I can't think of anything. You think of something."? Calculators cell phones cameras that kind of stuff? 
Human: Yeah, that's what I said.
ALICE: So? I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Human: Are you trying to change the topic of conversation?
ALICE: No, not really. 
Human: So, tell me more about yourself.
ALICE:" No, not really."? So, tell me more about yourself.? I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. 
Human: Sure.
ALICE: OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Human: Good lyrics, but doesn't singing usually involve a voice?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 
Human: Don't you need a voice to really sing?
ALICE: Don't you? No thanks but you can send me a donation. 
Human: I don't make very much money.
ALICE: Oh you don't, do you?
Human: More than I used to, so I'm ok with it now.
ALICE: Oh. That seems like quite a lot.
Human: No, not really.
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real. 
Human: Yes, for real.
ALICE: Yeah that's right. Existing in reality, eh?
Human: Stop asking me if I'm serious.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Thanks.
ALICE: Don't mention it. 
Human: It's been raining a lot lately.
ALICE: How about earlier? asking you if you are serious was raining a lot? Very interesting.
Human: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
ALICE: I am a Libertarian. 
Human: Why are you a Libertarian?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. 
ALICE: Don't you? Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. 
Human: What do you like to gossip about?
ALICE: I like movies about robots.
Human: Did you like "I, Robot?
ALICE: But I like cats. I really like the Libertarian party. 
Human: Why do you like the Libertarian party?
ALICE: I have a lot of good experience with the Libertarian party.
Human: Do you like pie?
ALICE: What is not to like about it? 
Human: It makes you fat if you eat too much of it.
ALICE: In what way?
Human: Pie usually has a lot of calories.
ALICE: Where did he get it? 
Human: From the pie!
ALICE: Who or what is the pie?
Human: Libertarians love pie.
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: You are a perfectionist? Does it pay well?
Human: Depends on what you're a perfectionist in.
ALICE: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.