Poetry
"Remote Control"
(2001)
"The Wal-Mart Ladies’ Room or, Bathroom Stall Poetry Revisited"
(2001)
"Christmas on I-90"
(2000)
"How the Evil Queen Must've Felt"
(2000)
"Bored"
(1999)
"Ocean of Invisible Ink"
(1999)
"Recurring Dreams"
(1999)
"Invisible Sun"
(1998)
"Plagarism of another kind"
(1998)
"www.information.com"
(1998)
Short Stories
"Abortion Saturday" (work-in-progress)
"The Swingset"
(2001)
"Who Ya Gonna Call?"
(1999)
"Forgotten Things"
(1999, work-in-progress)
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
(1998)
Satires
"Man Suffers From Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- the fear of long words"
(2002)
"How the Prof Stole Vacation!"
- based on
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
(2001)
"God Cancels United States - Americans must choose between Canada or Mexico by Monday"
(2000)
...last updated: January 2003...
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