The Wal-Mart Ladies' Room or, Bathroom Stall Poetry Revisited

"United We Stand 10-8-01"

"God Bless America."

"N’SYNC RULZ!!"

Chain-store conglomerates,
professions of patriotism while pissing,
and a pre-teen pop star romance.

One of these things is not like the other...

We listen to the propaganda
miniature flags propped on our cars
eating up the hype
eating up our gas
as quickly as the left side of the screen eats a scrolling headline
driving by eateries:
Church’s Chicken: "United We Stand."
Wendy’s: "God Bless America.
Joe’s: "God Bless America."
Murrell’s: "Meatloaf Special $3.95"

Amen, brother.

Somewhere a five-year-old is safe from the "terror" of a suicidal bomber...
...yet no one can save him from the monster under the bed.
And his mother’s red, white, and blue flower and t-shirt far outdo her neighbors simple
ribbon
while his father is called overseas
trading flags for fatigues
television for tanks
and our rights for retribution.

Why should it matter
that the leader of the free world
can’t pronounce "nuclear" correctly?
That’s what advisors are for.
And the shiny red button in the little black briefcase
seems to glow with an inner light
and says, "Press me" and soon
down the rabbit hole we go -
Beware the Taliban, my son,
the jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Dubya bird, and shun
the "nuc-u-lar" Bandersnatch.

Because I now fly in fear of being frisked or searched
with a ballpoint pen as my only defense from
terrorists who are way ahead of us.
And I wonder which landmark in Podunk, Kentucky they’re going to attack
and why a national guardsman with a semi-automatic
has to make me take off my shoes.

I wish my nail clippers could cut from my mind
the blazing fires and twisted metal
the families dying one floor at a time
the shocked looks in the broadcasters’ eyes.
And I wish, once more
I could slash back the time with
a pair of those box cutters.

And bring back the hubris
and bring back the lives
the false sense of security
the innocent eyes
the buildings and planes
the families and ties
and the lies.
And the lies.

And I break out of my reverie with a flush and a smirk and I shamefully muse,
"Shouldn’t it be ‘United We Sit’ ?"

Lisa Game, 2001




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